Guys guys guys. GUYS.
tmor: I .. I have to tell you guys something.. I.. I uh.. How to put this…. I like butts. You’re not alone, dear..
10 yr old: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
me: spills cereal on cat
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wowfunniestposts: this blog is epic
I've realized I have gotten sufficiently weirder...
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wowfunniestposts: You: Them: You: this blog is epic
perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally.
narweenie: two hands two boobs this isn’t a coincidence
Them: They're already dating other people
Them: They're just friends
Them: They hate each other
Them: They're not gay
Them: They're siblings
Them: The age difference is too uncomfortable
Them: They're not even in the same fandom
Them: You don't even watch the show